Grandfather: I saw your friend Anna on Facebook. Does she really look like that?
Me: Uh, what?
Grandfather: With the glasses and everything. She must have real problems with her eyes.
Me: Oh, those are joke glasses. Like they're funny.
Grandfather: Jesus I thought she was retarded or something. I felt bad for her. It's really nice that you're friends.
Me: ...Yeah.
hahahah i want to meet him